Cho-Seung Shanghai's Day Out

FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING

"Space" to jump, "S" to smile politely.  Audio highly recommended because it is 10x better than my half-baked two year old scribble graphics.

The ancestor of the great pirate Jong Shanghai, Cho-Seung Shanghai, is an edgy teenager with a chip on his shoulder the size of manhatten.  Luckily for him, New York has made all guns illegal so all he has to do to escape is run faster than middle aged teachers.

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